Fritz is an Unlucky Name

Hey JC! Glad to see you've got a new traveling companion. The King looks a little scary though - I've seen his commercials.

Are you okay? Why were parts of you falling off all over Europe!? Looks like you had a rough trip.

Remember when I showed you pics of my family? Well, Fritz II is gone. He was found in the backyard, smashed to pieces. Someone really big must have stepped on him or something, we may never know. I guess Franz & I slept through the whole thing! It's quite sad. Our owners picked him up & threw his pieces in the garbage and that was that.

Bummer.

Guess we shouldn't name any more gnomes Fritz!

Hasta, Pasta!
Juan